Gets better as it goes along.
[23:10] nS^Tigress: you should come play
[23:11] ^nS^Kaldør: already played
[23:11] ^nS^Kaldør: jka makes me cry irl
[23:11] nS^Tigress: come I'll train you
[23:11] ^nS^Kaldør: lol
[23:11] ^nS^Kaldør: right
[23:12] nS^Tigress: i seriously would if you would actually accept it
[23:12] ^nS^Kaldør: I don't need it
[23:12] ^nS^Kaldør: I just need to care enough to play the game again like I did
[23:12] ^nS^Kaldør: then all will fall into place
[23:12] ^nS^Kaldør: lol
[23:12] nS^Tigress: then come here so i can beat the care into you =)
[23:12] ^nS^Kaldør: no offense though
[23:12] ^nS^Kaldør: you're good
[23:12] ^nS^Kaldør: lol
[23:12] ^nS^Kaldør: <3
[23:12] ^nS^Kaldør: it's nearly 1 AM
[23:12] nS^Tigress: so?
[23:12] ^nS^Kaldør: don't make me need to move
[23:13] nS^Tigress: COME ONNNNNNNNNN
[23:13] ^nS^Kaldør: jesus fu
[23:13] nS^Tigress: be my buddeh
[23:13] ^nS^Kaldør: hate you
[23:13] ^nS^Kaldør: go ask your 13 year old boyfriend
[23:13] ^nS^Kaldør: aka berz
[23:13] nS^Tigress: truth is im ur favorite
[23:13] ^nS^Kaldør: you're not kapkin
[23:13] nS^Tigress: kapkin is not ur favorite
[23:13] nS^Tigress: so that makes sense
[23:13] ^nS^Kaldør: tru
[23:14] nS^Tigress: you comin? ^^
[23:14] ^nS^Kaldør: why
[23:14] ^nS^Kaldør:
[23:14] ^nS^Kaldør: bleh I was looking for you about 2 hours ago
[23:14] ^nS^Kaldør: lol
[23:14] nS^Tigress: cause i asked and you whined at me about never playin with you last time
[23:14] ^nS^Kaldør: 2 hours ago I was like
[23:14] ^nS^Kaldør: bahhhhh why is tig not online
[23:14] ^nS^Kaldør: now, here I am
[23:14] ^nS^Kaldør: with my midnight tea
[23:14] ^nS^Kaldør: being lazy
[23:14] ^nS^Kaldør: and you're like
[23:14] ^nS^Kaldør: HI KALDOR
[23:14] nS^Tigress: lawl "my midnight tea"
[23:14] ^nS^Kaldør: evil
[23:15] nS^Tigress: well i try to be as evil as possible
[23:15] ^nS^Kaldør: go eat a shawrama
[23:15] nS^Tigress: but whatever you don't have to come idc...i just wanna play and no one on
[23:15] ^nS^Kaldør: blehhhhhhhh
[23:15] ^nS^Kaldør: fine
[23:15] nS^Tigress: i wanted an easy win but i spose i can wait til next time
[23:15] ^nS^Kaldør: wait nvm
[23:16] nS^Tigress: mhmm
[23:16] ^nS^Kaldør: see? got hopes up
[23:16] ^nS^Kaldør:
[23:16] ^nS^Kaldør: bleh I wanna play
[23:16] ^nS^Kaldør: but am so damn lazy
[23:16] nS^Tigress: lol
[23:16] ^nS^Kaldør: blah fine
[23:16] ^nS^Kaldør: 1 round
[23:16] nS^Tigress: gtf up
[23:16] ^nS^Kaldør: quick
[23:16] nS^Tigress: ^^
[23:16] nS^Tigress: 1 am...what are you like 2? come onnnnnnnn
[23:16] nS^Tigress: lol
[23:16] nS^Tigress: midnight tea
[23:16] nS^Tigress: lmfao
[23:16] ^nS^Kaldør: no, I'm tired out
[23:18] ^nS^Kaldør: idiot
[23:18] ^nS^Kaldør: rofl
[23:19] nS^Tigress: lol
[23:19] nS^Tigress: you told the other guy
[23:19] nS^Tigress: the pass
[23:19] ^nS^Kaldør: idc
[23:19] ^nS^Kaldør: pass is
[23:19] ^nS^Kaldør: woo
[23:53] ^nS^Kaldør: lol
[23:53] ^nS^Kaldør: this game makes me sad
[23:53] ^nS^Kaldør: every time I feel inspired
[23:53] ^nS^Kaldør: I am like
[23:54] ^nS^Kaldør: YES I WILL DO WELL
[23:54] ^nS^Kaldør: then the servers are empty
[23:54] nS^Tigress: lol
[23:54] nS^Tigress: well
[23:55] nS^Tigress: wtf will make you care
[23:55] nS^Tigress: I will do whatever in game
[23:55] nS^Tigress: wtf am i saying
[23:55] nS^Tigress: this is a dead game lol
[23:55] ^nS^Kaldør: wtf
[23:55] nS^Tigress: idc if you care
[23:55] ^nS^Kaldør: it isn't dead
[23:55] ^nS^Kaldør: just base is
[23:55] ^nS^Kaldør: which annoys me
[23:55] nS^Tigress: yea go play lugor nub
[23:55] ^nS^Kaldør: exactly
[23:55] ^nS^Kaldør: everyone plays lugor/JA+
[23:55] ^nS^Kaldør: but they suck
[23:56] nS^Tigress: ew
[23:56] nS^Tigress: no one in nS does right?
[23:56] ^nS^Kaldør: real JKA is dead
[23:56] ^nS^Kaldør: bane I think
[23:56] nS^Tigress: oh yea
[23:56] nS^Tigress: lol
[23:56] ^nS^Kaldør: berz used to
[23:56] nS^Tigress: the one thing i hated bout him
[23:56] nS^Tigress: forgot
[23:56] ^nS^Kaldør: lol
[23:56] nS^Tigress: mhmm
[23:56] ^nS^Kaldør: like when I play now
[23:56] ^nS^Kaldør: you prolly notice
[23:56] ^nS^Kaldør: but like I don't care to get out of the way
[23:56] ^nS^Kaldør: rofl
[23:56] ^nS^Kaldør: it's like
[23:56] ^nS^Kaldør: ahhh *die*
[23:56] ^nS^Kaldør: okay!
[23:56] ^nS^Kaldør: fu I don't wanna move
[23:56] ^nS^Kaldør: *crouch*
[23:57] ^nS^Kaldør: *hope for parry*
[23:57] nS^Tigress: blah blah blah
[23:57] nS^Tigress: talk to me when you can play
[23:57] nS^Tigress: <3
[23:57] ^nS^Kaldør: no
[23:57] ^nS^Kaldør: </3
[23:57] nS^Tigress: yup
[23:57] nS^Tigress: excuses
[23:57] nS^Tigress: stop whining
[23:57] ^nS^Kaldør: no you're whining
[23:57] nS^Tigress: get play for real
[23:57] ^nS^Kaldør: NO
[23:57] nS^Tigress: get ur promo
[23:57] nS^Tigress: and gtfo
[23:57] ^nS^Kaldør: am too nub for prono
[23:57] ^nS^Kaldør: m *
[23:57] ^nS^Kaldør: lol prono
[23:57] nS^Tigress: lol k w/e
[23:57] nS^Tigress: night
[23:58] nS^Tigress: l2p
[23:58] nS^Tigress: <3
[23:58] ^nS^Kaldør: no
[23:58] ^nS^Kaldør:
[23:58] nS^Tigress: yup
[23:58] ^nS^Kaldør: hate you
[23:58] nS^Tigress: i will train you young one
[23:58] ^nS^Kaldør: train me to do what
[23:58] nS^Tigress: don't worry
[23:58] nS^Tigress: i will train you to be better than you are
[23:58] nS^Tigress: shouldnt be hard
[23:58] ^nS^Kaldør: there's nothing in this game that I haven't seen lol
[23:58] nS^Tigress: i think 1 minute of training can fix that
[23:58] ^nS^Kaldør: I just don't care
[23:58] ^nS^Kaldør: rofl 1 minute
[23:58] nS^Tigress: i think you have much to learn
[23:58] ^nS^Kaldør: "get out of the way kaldor"
[23:58] ^nS^Kaldør: OKAY
[23:58] nS^Tigress: and dont know what jka is yet
[23:58] ^nS^Kaldør: what's jka
[23:59] nS^Tigress: jka is a way of life that you have not learned to embrace
[23:59] ^nS^Kaldør: embraced it for 6 years
[23:59] ^nS^Kaldør: fuck this game
[23:59] ^nS^Kaldør:
[23:59] nS^Tigress: now bow to ur monk master
[23:59] nS^Tigress: shave ur head
[23:59] ^nS^Kaldør: girls can't be monks
[23:59] nS^Tigress: and prepare for hellish training
[23:59] ^nS^Kaldør: lol training
[23:59] nS^Tigress: Im a tranny
[23:59] ^nS^Kaldør: gl training me
[23:59] ^nS^Kaldør: oh
[23:59] ^nS^Kaldør: right
[23:59] ^nS^Kaldør: dick
[23:59] nS^Tigress: I can be monk
[23:59] ^nS^Kaldør: k
[00:00] ^nS^Kaldør: my main problem atm though
[00:00] ^nS^Kaldør: in truth
[00:00] ^nS^Kaldør: is just reaction
[00:00] ^nS^Kaldør: I need to stop doing shit like
[00:00] nS^Tigress: i will teach you to hear the grain of sands at ur feet in tatooine
[00:00] ^nS^Kaldør: waiting or swinging too far away
[00:00] ^nS^Kaldør: or trying to counter too late etc
[00:00] nS^Tigress: Lets go back in i shall fix that now
[00:00] nS^Tigress: oh young one
[00:01] ^nS^Kaldør: blehhhhhhh
[00:01] ^nS^Kaldør: lol
[00:01] ^nS^Kaldør: I <3 this game but I can't get into it anymore
[00:01] ^nS^Kaldør: it's like a failed marriage
[00:01] nS^Tigress: i will teach you my secret anti air methods
[00:01] nS^Tigress: and you shall flourish
[00:01] ^nS^Kaldør: rofl
[00:01] ^nS^Kaldør: anti air
[00:01] ^nS^Kaldør: if you can get airshot
[00:01] ^nS^Kaldør: you're doing it wrong
[00:01] nS^Tigress: you rofl at what you do not understand
[00:01] ^nS^Kaldør: I rofl @ a girl with a shaved dick
[00:02] nS^Tigress: I like to keep it clean
[00:02] ^nS^Kaldør: shove it up your arse while you're at it
[00:02] ^nS^Kaldør: jerk
[00:02] nS^Tigress: my saber would jam when i try to get it out otherwise
[00:02] ^nS^Kaldør: bleh
[00:02] ^nS^Kaldør: this night sucks
[00:03] ^nS^Kaldør: I got raped in jka
[00:03] ^nS^Kaldør: my tea got cold
[00:03] ^nS^Kaldør: and I just discovered
[00:03] ^nS^Kaldør: am out of tea
[00:03] ^nS^Kaldør: all your fault
[00:03] nS^Tigress: HA
[00:03] nS^Tigress: Young one...microwaves are the monk's favorite tool
[00:03] ^nS^Kaldør: microwaves give you cancer
[00:03] ^nS^Kaldør: who the fuck microwaves tea
[00:03] nS^Tigress: when you learn to understand that everyone dies from something the microwave shall not instill fear into ur puny mind
[00:04] ^nS^Kaldør: you are so wise
[00:04] nS^Tigress: yes now...go to ur back yard and pick some grass...grind it...put lemon on it put it in hot water microwave it and enjoy your tea
[00:05] ^nS^Kaldør: there are pesticides on it
[00:05] nS^Tigress: all the better
[00:05] nS^Tigress: it will already have the lime flavor
[00:05] nS^Tigress: so no need for lemon
[00:05] ^nS^Kaldør: but I don't like lime
[00:06] nS^Tigress: but lime tea is better than no tea and death by tea is better than death by microwave...you are too young to understand...in 200 years you shall attain the knowledge
[00:06] ^nS^Kaldør: dumbass
[00:06] ^nS^Kaldør: lol
[00:07] nS^Tigress: we do not use that kind of language in this temple you fuckin asshole...now stfu and pick the fuckin grass!
[00:07] ^nS^Kaldør: pick the grass?
[00:07] ^nS^Kaldør: I thought monks couldn't harm living things
[00:08] nS^Tigress: This would be a good point if I weren't a higher educated monk...I have exceeded normal levels of monkhood and therefore am allowed to attack anything at any time which is what I shall train you
[00:08] ^nS^Kaldør: so you're a shaolin monk
[00:09] nS^Tigress: No...I am a Palin monk...and I can see russia from my backyard
[00:09] ^nS^Kaldør: rof
[00:09] ^nS^Kaldør: rofl
[00:09] ^nS^Kaldør: <3 that crazy bitch
[00:09] nS^Tigress: lol anyway im gonna go
[00:09] ^nS^Kaldør: and I can sea england from across my pond
[00:09] ^nS^Kaldør: k
[00:09] ^nS^Kaldør: good night
[00:09] nS^Tigress: night
[00:10] ^nS^Kaldør: go to sleep knowing
[00:10] ^nS^Kaldør: I hate you
[00:12] nS^Tigress: It's ok...you are young and naive...I will train you..no worries.
