Random Convos

Say what you like...it's gonna happen. =D

LOl you crushed her there elm!! Just play

[02:38] Skittlez: nigga i got shit ta do today
[02:38] Elm: tomorrow
[02:38] Elm: i mean
[02:38] Elm: ok nigga
[02:38] Skittlez: sing me lullaby
[02:39] Skittlez: or tell me bedtime story plz
[02:43] Elm: ok
[02:43] Elm: there once was a boy named brawk
[02:43] Elm: he was a reckless child, getting whipped and raped by his father for all the sins he committed in life
[02:44] Elm: when one day a meteor crashed into brawk's house while he was at school, murdering his mother and father (his mother was a bitch too)
[02:44] Elm: he grieved for a couple of miniutes
[02:45] Elm: until he realized aliens were coming out of the meteor
[02:45] Elm: meteorite actuall
[02:45] Elm: y
[02:45] Elm: they were called pokemon
[02:46] Elm: a gigantic rock pokemon eventually appeared
[02:46] Elm: and buttfucked brawk in the ass
[02:46] Elm: they loved each other from then on
[02:46] Skittlez: i actually lol'd a bit at that line
[02:46] Elm: and continued sexual intercourse for all of eternity
[02:47] Elm: living happily everafter
[02:47] Skittlez: wanna come play with my snake elmo? it's hard as a rock
[02:47] Elm: lol
[02:47] Elm: looks like it had the opposite effect
[02:47] Skittlez: and when I get excited
[02:47] Skittlez: it becomes almost like steel
[02:48] Elm: instead of making you drowsy, you have become excited...sexually
[02:48] Skittlez: very
[02:48] Elm: i should have said drowzee
[02:48] Elm: then said no pun intended
[02:48] Elm: when it actually was intended
[02:48] Skittlez: when it clearly was
[02:48] Skittlez: amg
[02:48] Elm: lol
[02:48] Elm: god i hate those ppl
[02:49] Elm: who say no pun intended
[02:49] Elm: fuck
[02:49] Elm: we should gather them all up together and throw them off a ledge
[02:50] Skittlez: that punishment seems a little steep
[02:50] Skittlez: no pun intended
[02:50] Elm: lol
[02:50] Elm: ur good
[02:51] Skittlez: thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week
[02:53] Skittlez: k im gonna go fondle my penis until i fall asleep

you guys are ... some crappy old manz


iloved the stpry ...

but i ouldnt get the last part, with the hard english word and theorical

Kapkin wrote:

you guys are ... some crappy old manz


iloved the stpry ...

but i ouldnt get the last part, with the hard english word and theorical

Kap says he likes this bedtime story.

<3 lol it was this mornoning ... and i was tired

I'm sure it was kap, i'm sure it was <3

lolol <3 don't forget to play with the geodudes too.

Tigress wrote:

lolol <3 don't forget to play with the geodudes too.

That was hardly a good statement.
It seems Tig's already hit rock bottom...

Stfu Dax before I Marowak you...No pun intended.

=P

You can't marowak dax, he's too young to have a cuboner.
No pun intended.

Skittlez wrote:

You can't marowak dax, he's too young to have a cuboner.
No pun intended.

<3 you

Skit...deny me my pleasure again and I will Machoke you. No pun intended.

Why don't you just Scyther him?

prolly cause that would be the worst fucking pokemon pun I've ever heard... You will never catch 'em all like that.

[00:41] Skittlez: thing is still
[00:41] Skittlez: you ever notice the person who dominates games each time and best player on enemy team
[00:41] Skittlez: always has highest CS?
[00:41] Skittlez: like fucking focus on that shit
[00:41] Skittlez: lol
[00:41] Skittlez: it's a state of mind, one day i'll drill it into you enough
[00:41] Skittlez: you know it, but you still don't
[00:41] Skittlez: KNOW it
[00:42] Skittlez: in that your playstyle isn't 100% active on farming CS yet, at some point you'll change your mindset
[00:42] Skittlez: to be focused
[00:42] Skittlez: truly focused
[00:42] Skittlez: on getting them

<3 you

FOCUS !

Elm wrote:

one day i'll drill it into you enough

O_o

Kapkin wrote:

FOCUS !

Uh, I get more CS as AD carry than you...and I play it once per week lol. Get better at farming under turret plz!

[6:50:45 AM] Anselm Keklikian: new system lets you reset EVs too gg
[6:50:49 AM] Anselm Keklikian: i reset EVs on yveltal
[6:51:56 AM] Anselm Keklikian: i also fully ev trained mewtwo and zapdos
[6:59:36 AM] Anselm Keklikian: btw just found an omanyte too
[7:35:42 AM] Kapkin: wtf MY ONAMITE !
[7:35:53 AM] Kapkin: you can keep resetting your ev's ?
[7:35:56 AM] Anselm Keklikian: its ok i have 4
[7:35:59 AM] Anselm Keklikian: yeah
[7:36:04 AM] Kapkin: wtf
[7:36:06 AM] Anselm Keklikian: u can have
[7:36:17 AM] Kapkin: and you can put points w/e you like ?
[7:36:31 AM] Anselm Keklikian: yep but first u need to unlock all levels
[7:36:34 AM] Anselm Keklikian: like lvl 3 training
[7:36:40 AM] Anselm Keklikian: so use a shit random one for that
[7:36:46 AM] Kapkin: where can i read about this while trainning ?
[7:36:54 AM] Kapkin: while eating*
[7:36:57 AM] Anselm Keklikian: ummm
[7:37:06 AM] Anselm Keklikian: http://a0.reddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/1o540r/headsup_to_ev_trainers_in_xy_slight_spoiler/
[7:37:16 AM] Kapkin: so this is all tru ?
[7:37:23 AM] Anselm Keklikian: what do u mean lol
[7:37:28 AM] Anselm Keklikian: why would they lie
[7:37:32 AM] Anselm Keklikian: and damn
[7:37:36 AM] Anselm Keklikian: u can earn so much money
[7:37:41 AM] Anselm Keklikian: at battle chateau
[7:37:43 AM] Kapkin: idk its reddit isnt ithat thing written by kids ?
[7:37:59 AM] Anselm Keklikian: read comments
[7:38:00 AM] Anselm Keklikian: noob
[7:38:06 AM] Anselm Keklikian: such thing called upvotes lool
[7:38:07 AM] Kapkin: also elm, wtf BP points, 1 points per win thats it ?
[7:38:18 AM] Kapkin: i need 100 points i'll have to find 100 times ?
[7:38:18 AM] Anselm Keklikian: well for the noob singles yeah
[7:38:29 AM] Anselm Keklikian: 100 pts?
[7:38:30 AM] Kapkin: witch one should i do then ?
[7:38:41 AM] Anselm Keklikian: both
[7:38:45 AM] Anselm Keklikian: u need power items
[7:38:47 AM] Anselm Keklikian: breeding
[7:38:48 AM] Anselm Keklikian: remember
[7:38:57 AM] Kapkin: with one give more points
[7:39:02 AM] Kapkin: i know i need power item
[7:39:12 AM] Anselm Keklikian: battle training i think
[7:39:17 AM] Anselm Keklikian: but u need to be good at minigames
[7:39:21 AM] Anselm Keklikian: for it to be faster
[7:39:22 AM] Anselm Keklikian: lol
[7:39:34 AM] Anselm Keklikian: my mewtwo took time first
[7:39:38 AM] Anselm Keklikian: then zapdos was pretty fast
[7:39:41 AM] Anselm Keklikian: like 35 min
[7:40:24 AM] Anselm Keklikian: aura blast looks sooooo fucking cool
[7:40:28 AM] Anselm Keklikian: when mewtwo uses it
[7:40:39 AM] Anselm Keklikian: btw need him at lvl 100 he learns psystrike at lvl 100
[7:40:40 AM] Anselm Keklikian: lol
[7:41:01 AM] Kapkin: you dont get it, am not talking about FREAKING ev trainning am talking about PB pojnts how to get them faster ?
[7:41:06 AM] Anselm Keklikian: im gonna decide how to EV train my yveltal tho
[7:41:15 AM] Anselm Keklikian: oh beat the single battle
[7:41:21 AM] Kapkin: mewtwo so ban
[7:41:27 AM] Anselm Keklikian: i know but idc
[7:41:37 AM] Kapkin: you said single battle sux
[7:41:40 AM] Kapkin: =_=
[7:41:40 AM] Anselm Keklikian: beat single battle
[7:41:46 AM] Anselm Keklikian: ummmm u need to beat it
[7:41:48 AM] Anselm Keklikian: to get super
[7:41:50 AM] Anselm Keklikian: fool
[7:41:55 AM] Kapkin: am already at 10 win wtf do they want
[7:41:58 AM] Kapkin: brb food
[7:42:01 AM] Anselm Keklikian: 20 wins
[7:42:03 AM] Anselm Keklikian: u fight boss
[7:42:05 AM] Anselm Keklikian: win
[7:42:07 AM] Anselm Keklikian: get 20 BP
[7:42:20 AM] Anselm Keklikian: also from 10th enemy and onward
[7:42:24 AM] Anselm Keklikian: u get 2 BP per win
[7:42:27 AM] Anselm Keklikian: like in super single
[7:43:51 AM] Anselm Keklikian: zapdos isnt banned from batlle maison
[7:43:55 AM] Anselm Keklikian: so im happy
[7:43:57 AM] Anselm Keklikian: but
[7:44:04 AM] Anselm Keklikian: i need to find where ppl teach heat wave
[7:44:10 AM] Anselm Keklikian: need it on zap
[7:53:40 AM] Kapkin: https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/img812/5981/yknm.png
[7:54:03 AM] Kapkin: i dont get it
[7:54:06 AM] Anselm Keklikian: try it
[7:54:07 AM] Anselm Keklikian: u will
[7:54:10 AM] Kapkin: look at the picture
[7:54:12 AM] Anselm Keklikian: it has a tutorial
[7:54:14 AM] Anselm Keklikian: yes i know
[7:54:16 AM] Anselm Keklikian: ive done it
[7:54:38 AM] Kapkin: giving your pokemon sp.atk and speed also give him sp.def but default ?
[7:54:54 AM] Anselm Keklikian: no
[7:54:58 AM] Anselm Keklikian: he spent points in specd
[7:55:05 AM] Anselm Keklikian: the remaining of his pts
[7:55:11 AM] Kapkin: well the grpah shows that he clearly have more in sp.def then atk
[7:55:18 AM] Kapkin: oh
[7:55:25 AM] Anselm Keklikian: yes cuz there is 0 atk
[7:55:26 AM] Kapkin: if you dont its perfect triangle ?
[7:55:26 AM] Anselm Keklikian: ...
[7:55:33 AM] Anselm Keklikian: yes
[7:55:41 AM] Kapkin: so 252 in total ?
[7:55:55 AM] Anselm Keklikian: 252 in 1 stat
[7:55:59 AM] Anselm Keklikian: 508 total
[7:56:33 AM] Kapkin: isnt it 512 normally ?
[7:56:50 AM] Anselm Keklikian: nope
[7:57:39 AM] Kapkin: 510, you can invest in 4 EVs (1 point) in another stat
[7:57:51 AM] Kapkin: so we are losing those 4 points ?
[7:58:04 AM] Anselm Keklikian: how is it 510
[7:58:27 AM] Kapkin: 255 + 255
[7:58:33 AM] Anselm Keklikian: 252 + 252 = 504 plus 4
[7:58:37 AM] Anselm Keklikian: is 508
[7:59:07 AM] Kapkin: You can only have a maximum of 510 EVs on one Pokemon, and no more than 255 on any stat
[7:59:25 AM] Anselm Keklikian: no thats wrong
[7:59:28 AM] Anselm Keklikian: 252 now
[7:59:34 AM] Anselm Keklikian: pls update
[7:59:35 AM] Kapkin: do we still have this ? can you actually see numbers or only weird graph ?
[7:59:47 AM] Anselm Keklikian: no u cant see numbers
[7:59:54 AM] Anselm Keklikian: u track those if ur doing weird build
[8:00:00 AM] Anselm Keklikian: dunno where ur getting ur source
[8:00:04 AM] Anselm Keklikian: but its prob outdated
[8:00:28 AM] Anselm Keklikian: for every lvl 3 minigame
[8:00:48 AM] Anselm Keklikian: u get +12 EV in that stat
[8:00:57 AM] Anselm Keklikian: if u do very well in it u unlock a bag too
[8:01:05 AM] Anselm Keklikian: that can give u +12 too
[8:01:10 AM] Kapkin: so at the end do you still have 1 point to put rendomly or not ?
[8:01:14 AM] Anselm Keklikian: so like +24 ev per minigame
[8:01:16 AM] Anselm Keklikian: pretty good
[8:01:30 AM] Anselm Keklikian: no there is no random point why is there 1 point left?
[8:01:55 AM] Anselm Keklikian: -.- why is everything so hard
[8:01:59 AM] Kapkin: in black white you add one point to put after filling your ev's on 2 stats
[8:02:07 AM] Anselm Keklikian: k
[8:02:16 AM] Anselm Keklikian: if ur talking about stat then say stat
[8:02:18 AM] Kapkin: cause you dont know anything about ev'training =(
[8:02:18 AM] Anselm Keklikian: not point wtf
[8:02:30 AM] Anselm Keklikian: i dont know anything?
[8:02:36 AM] Anselm Keklikian: im explaining the whole thing to u
[8:02:45 AM] Anselm Keklikian: and ur saying i dont LOL
[8:03:00 AM] Anselm Keklikian: such a troll
[8:04:02 AM] Kapkin: all am asking is yes no question

A: Can you put a total of 63 points in Two(2) stats ?
B: Can you put a total of One(1) point in one other stats ?
[8:04:42 AM] Kapkin: so then the total remains a +127 stats boost
[8:04:52 AM] Anselm Keklikian: k
[8:04:57 AM] Anselm Keklikian: i cant understand u anymore
[8:04:58 AM] Kapkin: so 508 usable, 510 in real
[8:05:13 AM] Kapkin: lol i did my best
[8:05:20 AM] Kapkin: cant be clearer then that
[8:05:22 AM] Anselm Keklikian: pretty bad
[8:05:42 AM] Anselm Keklikian: like the system is so simple
[8:05:52 AM] Anselm Keklikian: yet ur having like exam-worthy problems
[8:05:59 AM] Anselm Keklikian: did you even read the reddit thing?
[8:06:33 AM] Kapkin: 4 ev = 1 points in stats
252 = 63
510 =508 = 2/504 + 4
[8:07:00 AM] Kapkin: 252 + 252 + 4
[8:07:06 AM] Kapkin: Where is that 4 now ?
[8:07:15 AM] Kapkin: there mathematic , is it better ?
[8:07:47 AM] Anselm Keklikian: the 4 is still there...
[8:07:53 AM] Anselm Keklikian: duh
[8:08:20 AM] Kapkin: thank you now we agreed
[8:08:27 AM] Kapkin: wow that was hardcore
[8:08:30 AM] Anselm Keklikian: wtf?
[8:08:47 AM] Anselm Keklikian: [7:58 AM] Anselm Keklikian:

<<< 252 + 252 = 504 plus 4
is 508
[8:09:13 AM] Kapkin: aso you have to do trainning in 2 stats then one in the third stats correct ?
[8:09:14 AM] Anselm Keklikian: [7:54:54 AM] Anselm Keklikian: no
[7:54:58 AM] Anselm Keklikian: he spent points in specd
[7:55:05 AM] Anselm Keklikian: the remaining of his pts
[7:55:11 AM] Kapkin: well the grpah shows that he clearly have more in sp.def then atk
[7:55:18 AM] Kapkin: oh
[7:55:25 AM] Anselm Keklikian: yes cuz there is 0 atk
[8:09:20 AM] Anselm Keklikian: wtf?
[8:09:21 AM] Anselm Keklikian: wtf?
[8:09:23 AM] Anselm Keklikian: wtf?
[8:09:32 AM] Kapkin: loool
[8:09:46 AM] Anselm Keklikian: apparently i needed to explain it
[8:09:48 AM] Anselm Keklikian: 3 times
[8:10:01 AM] Kapkin: your a nab
[8:10:11 AM] Anselm Keklikian: how do ppl hire u
[8:10:38 AM] Kapkin: your comming from an old instect race of nabzors
[8:10:58 AM] Anselm Keklikian: like u have to be from another planet
[8:11:03 AM] Anselm Keklikian: no other explanation
[8:12:54 AM] Kapkin: so power item only use for breeding now not trainning
[8:13:37 AM] Anselm Keklikian: well i guess ppl can still use power item for training on the same pokemon
[8:13:53 AM] Kapkin: ?
[8:13:59 AM] Kapkin: like old school ?
[8:14:23 AM] Anselm Keklikian: like every other pokemon game yes why not
[8:14:47 AM] Kapkin: k am lost again, need to go , txt me any new news
[8:14:48 AM] Kapkin: cu
[8:15:02 AM] Anselm Keklikian: lol
[8:15:07 AM] Kapkin: dont train your pokemon too hard, if you dont need to sleep they do
[8:15:09 AM] Anselm Keklikian: ur so FUCKIN DUMN IN THE MORNING
[8:15:14 AM] Kapkin: LAWL
[8:15:16 AM] Anselm Keklikian: pce

that was not long at all

Kapkin wrote:

that was not long at all

Is that what she told you, Kap?

Hahaha, skimmed that but from what I read I assumed it is just further highlighting Kaps stupidity

Kapkin wrote: that was not long at all Is that what she told you, Kap? wrote:

Ohhhh set yourself up for that one Kap man, lol well played Dax

=(