My speech.

When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the gaming world, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of GAMING and of THE INTERNET entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of gamekind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

Our fellow nS'ers. The Elmo King is a monster, he has caused nothing but pain and suffering. He is evil in all and more ways to be described. Most cannot look him in the eye without shaking their legs in fear, or begging for mercy. You would have to be an idiot to want this person to rule us.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Gaming Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Gaming Techniques becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new gaming techniques, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. WHENEVER WE HAVE HAD A CLAN MATCH, WE CAME UNPREPARED, UNAWARE OF ANY CERTAIN STRATEGY OR STABLE ROSTER. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that our admin group long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Admin Group, and to provide new Guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these so called nS; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of nS the all mighty Elm is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over us. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. HE HAS REFUSED TO EXPAND OUR EMPIRE INTO OTHER GAMES!

He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, such as EXPANDING OUR EMPIRE INTO OTHER GAMES, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved all that could have been potential repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected as "Admins", Hero is lazy, Kapkin smells, and whereby the Admin Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these nS; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for gaming of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Admin Powers.

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

For staying only in one game to cut our gaming potential with all parts of the world:

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury:

For transporting us beyond many Clans to be tried for pretended offences:

For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies

For being disorganized, lazy, and not bothering to organize practices for us.
Laws and altering fundamentally the Forms of our order:

For suspending our own members, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated Administration here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Wovian and Savior Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our nS brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their admin group that expanding to other games was beneficial. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of JKA, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Leader "Anselm Kekliklikilanianklick" and hope to wipe our so called "Elm King"clean off of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these nS'ers division, solemnly publish and declare, That these united nS are, and of Right ought to be a free and Independent clan, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the nS Crown, and that all political connection between them and the clan of Great nS, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as a free and Independent clan, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent clans may of right do. — And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor.


Stolen from the NIO forums.

Good fucking luck man. Last time I memorized something nearly that long was in like...5th grade, when we had to learn all 50 states and the capitals...yeah fuck that shit

http://www.law.indiana.edu/uslawdocs/declaration.html

GG WP

too long didnt read.

Kira wrote:

too long didnt read.

agreed.

i cant read it now .. but pplz kal remember me to do it later

i read first word and scrolled and said nty

wow that thing was real?

I just copy/pasted it from the old NIO forums.. it is filled with spelling errors. Someone must have retyped it themselves lol

too long/boring.

Um, it's the fucking Declaration of Independence you fools wow.

Icepak wrote:

Kira wrote:

too long didnt read.

agreed.

ye LOL i just scrolled and if i saw capslock abuse i would scan it and then at the bottom said NIO so i was like fu

Elm wrote:

Um, it's the fucking Declaration of Independence you fools wow.

hence why its boring :/

mna kaldor thats friken long

man kaldor thats friken long

I snorted some adderall, then read every single fucking word. And, in the current state, loved every letter of it.

I still don't like the religious aspect of the eqaliarianism manifest. I'm atheist, albeit I do believe in equality, I don't believe so through a religious embodiment.