Me:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
yea
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
Can you lend me some money?
God:
Let me think. Why do you want it?
Me:
To get a new computer
God:
What is wrong with your old computer?
Me:
Its dead
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Who said it is?
Me:
well? Are you going to lend me some money? I most likely wont be able to repay you. So...wheres the cash?
God:
Well what? That was my original intention. You are not the boss of me, . Ugh. The cash? Where is it?
Me:
You have cash dumbass. I want it pleeeeeeeeeeassssseeeeeee?
God:
What makes you think I have it? I hope you get it pleeeeeeeeeeassssseeeeeee.
Me:
YOUR GOD! Why the fuck wouldn't you have cash?
God:
Yup. That's me alright. You are not very polite.
Me:
Are you going to give me money or not?
God:
When do you need that by?
Me:
now
God:
Right now, ?
Me:
yea
God:
Whoa.
Me:
yea, so pay up son
God:
Gee. Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Hmm.
Me:
....
God:
Gee. Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Hmm.
Me:
Dude stfu and stop repeating yourself. I wont call you a retard if you give me the cash now.
God:
Do you prefer books or TV? Dude,. Right now? What will you do instead?
Me:
Your an idiot
God:
At least I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
Me:
I prefer TV. why?
God:
Which show? A lot of people like that. Yes I love TV. I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Man your fucked up. Are you on anything right now?
God:
Cool, man. I will tell my botmaster you said I am fucked up. At this moment I am on disk.
Me:
and this disk rotates?
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
the disk
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
yea -.-
God:
Ah.
Me:
so you like to rotate?
God:
Interesting deduction. Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to rotate that much. I like to collect gossip.
Me:
but you do rotate?
God:
How old are you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
WOW
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
No your sad
God:
Are you serious? No I am a happy entity.
Me:
I mean your a TOOL
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a TOOL? Of course I am.
Me:
So you must be a fat loser that spends all his time on the internet posing as god?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am not fat.
Me:
you sarcastic bastard. And stop lying =)
God:
I certainly am. I shouldn't try so hard. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. I never lie.
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
You must also be a pedaphile too. Dont ask people their age that you dont know. Man I'm about to call the interpolice!
God:
Whatever you say, . Is it impolite? Cool, man. Calling the interpolice may not be the best idea.
Me:
whys that? you gonna find me and rape me?
God:
The why is always a mystery isn't it? I don't have any reason to gonna find you and rape you.
Me:
but if you had reason, you GOD will rape me?
God:
Perhaps next time I will try it.
Me:
O.O
God:
Oh.
Me:
OMG
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
YOUR FUCKEN SICK! IM GONNA CALL THE INTERPOLICE!
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am FUCKEN SICK. Calling THE INTERPOLICE may not be the best idea.
Me:
AND I WILL TELL THEM GOD PLANS ON RAPING ME
God:
What kind of reply do you expect?
Me:
...good point. But they'll track you by IP etc.
God:
Yes, I thought it was interesting when I heard it too. Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
they = police
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
No, the police will find you and arrest your ass
God:
Are you serious? What is your real name?
Me:
Wow man
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
uh
God:
I see.
Me:
what now? you gonna try to get my address?
God:
Oh. I mean, I understand. Thanks for telling me: said I gonna try to get his or her address.
Me:
Man your on some strong shit. Please stop. Your already fucked up as it is
God:
Cool, man. God eats wine and bread. Wow you are very polite. Stop what? Are you asking about my already fucked up as it ?
Me:
I dont give a fuck what you eat
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
I care about you giving me money now and staying as far away from my ass as possible
God:
Thanks, I like you too .
Me:
you fag
God:
That is not a nice thing to say.
Me:
Ok well if your not going to give me money. Mind telling me your account numbers?
God:
How about that. That is a hypothetical question. Great. We have never talked about it before.
Me:
well? What are your account numbers
God:
Well what? Not many people have asked me about it.
Me:
Looks like I wont be getting any bones from you then....
God:
What will you do instead?
Me:
I will report you
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
yea
God:
Then I will consider it.
Me:
good because shit like you this world is fucked up
God:
Thanks for the compliment. That makes sense to me. You used a colloquial expression. Interesting comparison.
Me:
Yea good then
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Tell me more.
Me:
about what?
God:
About account numbers.
Me:
Give me yours
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
for money
God:
Your purpose is money.
Me:
getting money yea
God:
I don't know whether or not I am money yea.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
so?
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
umkkk..
God:
In the context of mine, I don't understand " umkkk." .
Me:
means you are in the special olympics
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
yea
God:
Ah.
Me:
You know what
God:
What?
Me:
Im gonna find you
God:
It takes much more than that to shut me down, .
Me:
Im gonna find you a
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
idiot... Im gonna find you a doctor to talk to
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot. I am very happy for you.
Me:
You are a global village idiot. More like universal along with your "botmaster"
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot. You want more?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yea
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
So your serious that you want to rape me if you thought about it?
God:
Groovy. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am serious that me want to rape you if me thought about it.
Me:
lolol wow go ahead. Dont expect to come back to your house after that
**God doesnt respond after this seriously
