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Space Ghost
Number of posts : 35 Age : 33 Location : Miami,FL Registration date : 2009-07-22
| Subject: Condom Slogans! Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:32 am | |
| 1. Cover your stump before you hump 2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3. Don't be silly, protect your willy 4. When in doubt, shroud your spout 5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner 6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong 7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it 8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey 9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize 10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter 11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick 12. If you go into heat, package your meat 13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis 14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse 15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member 16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker 17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool 18. The right selection will protect your erection 19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil 20. A crank with armor will never harm her 21. No glove, no love! | |
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Ta2
Number of posts : 249 Age : 34 Location : USA Registration date : 2009-05-26
| Subject: Re: Condom Slogans! Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:48 am | |
| Don't be a fool, wrap your tool. | |
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Kapkin no|Surrender Leader
Number of posts : 5121 Age : 35 Location : Québec, Canada Registration date : 2008-09-22
| Subject: Re: Condom Slogans! Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:54 am | |
| Dont be Compromize, so costomaze ! | |
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Elm no|Surrender Leader
Number of posts : 5175 Age : 35 Location : Ontario, Canada Registration date : 2008-09-22
| Subject: Re: Condom Slogans! Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:58 am | |
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Ta2
Number of posts : 249 Age : 34 Location : USA Registration date : 2009-05-26
| Subject: Re: Condom Slogans! Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:58 am | |
| - Kapkin wrote:
- Dont be Compromize, so costomaze !
Kap...what the fuck does that even mean? | |
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Kapkin no|Surrender Leader
Number of posts : 5121 Age : 35 Location : Québec, Canada Registration date : 2008-09-22
| Subject: Re: Condom Slogans! Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:28 am | |
| lol costomise your %?*( ! give it some style !
thats what it means | |
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Tench
Number of posts : 899 Age : 31 Location : Australia Registration date : 2009-05-20
| Subject: Re: Condom Slogans! Tue Jul 28, 2009 5:52 pm | |
| - Kapkin wrote:
- lol costomise your %?*( ! give it some style !
...gtfo | |
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method nS' slutty ass whore
Number of posts : 146 Age : 35 Location : MICHIGAN BITCH Registration date : 2009-04-14
| Subject: Re: Condom Slogans! Tue Jul 28, 2009 6:59 pm | |
| If you want to fuck a chick, put a condom on your penis.
THERE YOU GO
When your getting ready to put your spark plug in her socket.. | |
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Ta2
Number of posts : 249 Age : 34 Location : USA Registration date : 2009-05-26
| Subject: Re: Condom Slogans! Tue Jul 28, 2009 7:41 pm | |
| - method wrote:
- If you want to fuck a chick, put a condom on your penis.
THERE YOU GO
When your getting ready to put your spark plug in her socket.. make sure you have a surge protector against the inevitable blown fuse? | |
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Lenne
Number of posts : 117 Age : 36 Location : Bellevue, WA Registration date : 2008-12-18
| Subject: Re: Condom Slogans! Thu Jul 30, 2009 4:12 am | |
| don't pull and prey, push with confidence | |
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