Ok so me and one of my firend were suppose to go see Green Lantern (as skill told me too) but sadly we enter the wrong room, and end up in the Transformers room (who started 5min after green lantern.. so we couldnt switch)
w/e was sad cause the movie start into space .. and we were like wtf its not the DC universe spcace lol looks to humain.. lol we were so right
W/e kk so the new transformers, well i had no expatation since i wasnt planning on to see it.
A chance
1- kk first, the story, .... EW the movie just started and it already feeled like i saw it already. Where is Megatron ???
2- The new girl .. ew not my type at all
3-One of the good point i can see is that this movie made my laught, not alot but it did.
4- THe little boy is a complete machine .... probly stronger then green lantern
Looks like the creator looked at his movie at the same time as i did, like there is SUCH cleanning that should have been done. There a sene where the 3D looks like the old 1990 movie .. like Wikwiki have a boxed face full of polygone .. i was like WTF...
Before keeping up my review... amma give this movie a 6.212452
DONT READ THIS ! kk also... in an other scene my and my firend were like wow, so nub ... (was the first thing we talked about when getting out the theater)
in that scen we can see the little boy, rocking a transformers by his own, with only a grapple. (sigh) Its like fight a dangerous house who wants to kill you.. like fu you cant fight 1v1 vs those thing... w/e he killed it, and then fall and bubblebee save him in mid air (typical), the scene stop when he put him on ground, and the RIGHT next scene, we saw the boy running then seeing some of his Autobot friend captured, hes like ''booo booo ... all ym friend'', and one of them is Bubblebee.... like WOW and he also his the one who save them all so bubblebee basicly put Witwikki down, turned around, got trapped, then jumped OVER the boy while hes not looking. Thats the only possible solution ... w/e this was gay.
Also ... one of the part i hated the most is when the sexy girl is like all scared, she dont want him to go cause she dont think (as me) that he can defeat a transformer by his own) but he is like no stay there... then she gave us her most scared face. A second after we saw her walking alone in a dead city, she end up on MEGATRON like she knew where he was, and start talking with him.. like thats the dummest chat ever... shes full of assurance and being like cocky with the most dangerous of all ... and MEgatron is like .. oh yeah thx sexy your right .. amma go do that .. like WOWOWOWOWO
i can continue over an over ... but i have a job ...
END of review, By kapking who is bored before work.
