Random Convos

[06:22] Kapkin: hi, av been looking for an Elmos lately
[06:22] Kapkin: and elmosthat i could bring back home you know
[06:22] Kapkin: just to pass time with
[06:22] Kapkin: you got any ?
[06:22] Elm: i think we are all out
[06:23] Kapkin: oh
[06:23] Kapkin: ok well
[06:23] Elm: out of stock. we will email you when elmos are back ordered
[06:23] Kapkin: ok thx
[06:23] Kapkin: you still got my email from my last order ?
[06:23] Elm: would you still like to place your order with us today?
[06:24] Kapkin: nah its alright, just email me when yu'll get elmos in stock
[06:24] Kapkin: i kinda like talking to the ordering object before actually buying it
[06:25] Elm: unfortunately, we cannot process your request at this time as our elmos are out of stock and qare currently being back-ordered. is there anything else i can help you with, sir?
[06:26] Kapkin: nah , thx you have been very kind. i look foward to your email
[06:26] Elm: i am glad we were able to be of service to you. thank you for shopping at elmo corporations today. have a nice day!
[06:27] Kapkin: you to, thx

I would like to pre-order a "JKA Elmo," is there any word on whether or not they will be for sale this summer?

i have not received any email since .. =(
The woman on the phone was very kind, but i have not hear from them since.
Have to say that it was during the easter time tho. maybe they were close. i,ll let you know if i finally receive something

Thank you Kap, please keep us updated.

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[10:36] Sergeant Elm: <3 eric
[10:55] : ERIC
HOLD ME
LIKE U HOLD UR BABY
[10:56] DrSocko: .....upside down???????
while i trhow you in the air
how's dat sound
[10:56] Sergeant Elm: yes pls
just as long as im not on ur coq
[10:57] DrSocko: wow that is wrong bro
[10:57] Sergeant Elm: WUT
[10:57] DrSocko: lol
[10:57] Sergeant Elm: im not saying ur baby is EW eric
[10:58] DrSocko: ........ew wth
that what you said
[10:58] Sergeant Elm: i said as long is IM not
[10:58] DrSocko: hold me like i'm your baby..blah blah blah not on you coq
you crazy bastardo
[10:59] Sergeant Elm: you just thought i inferred i also meant that with ur baby too
yeah but ur baby cant reach ur coq upside down
whereas i can
so i was worried

This story made me cry.

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[19:17] Kapkin: little kapkin goes for a walk
[19:17] Kapkin: he step on something
[19:18] Kapkin: that something cracs
[19:18] Kapkin: little kapkin is sad
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its a tru story =(

... but was a personal one skit =_=
Poetry Kapkin

lol <3

That was poetry? Wtf?

wow elm me and skit really have to explain everything to you ?

[19:17] Kapkin: little kapkin goes for a walk
He's going for a walk in the path of his life, fallowing his goal, trying to reach happiness.
[19:17] Kapkin: he step on something
Step on something, as he was using steps cause hes goal is highter then expected, using a word game here to illustrat that at the same time something unexpected appeared under his feets.
[19:18] Kapkin: that something cracs
A repetition here to really promote the fact that we dont know that the something is. This Gerneral term is use to illustrate that in life w/e you do , w/e how much you prepared yourself you can always cross obstacle of any type.
The something cracs, it broked, we dont know anything thing else yet, this sentence is just used by the writer to illustrate the pressure you can feel in life, using a metafore, Pressure everybody feels to reach their own goal vs the pressure under kapkin's foot.
[19:18] Kapkin: little kapkin is sad
Even tho Kapkin plans his walk, and start walking to reach his goal on his own path, he accidently step on his goal and destroyed it.
Finally showing the deep feel you feel, making this poetry very deep and tru.


Skit plz if you'd like to join to maybe make it clearer for elm to understand with maybe your side and exploitation of this poem to him ?

Yes pls.

K, will try to translate from ginger to almu:

Noobkin wrote:

[19:17] Kapkin: little kapkin goes for a walk

Here 'little kapkin' is a metaphor for kapkin's tiny penis.  When he says "Goes for a walk", you have to note that walk is a homophone with the chinese cooking instrument, the "Wok".  If you take the letter 'W', which is pronounced "double u" you realize soon that by taking two 'u's, and rotating them 90 degrees clockwise, that a "W" = "u u" = "c c".  Replace the W in Wok with the equivalent two c's, and you see that this now states 'little kapkin(kapkin's tiny penis) goes for (gets hard for) a cock ( a penis)'.   This sentence is expressing that kapkin has a tiny penis, and gets aroused by other penises.

Nubkin wrote:

[19:17] Kapkin: he step on something

Here kapkin states that he 'steps on something', he is suggesting that an obstacle has arisen in his path, one which has impeded him.  This implies there is something in his life which has caused him difficulty and struggle in his life.  While this something is not explicitly stated, we all know the something is kapkin's insatiable lust for cock.  Kapkin is so hungry for penis that it directly influences his life and causes him difficulties as he cannot focus on his work when there are giant penises floating through his mind.

Dumbkin wrote:

[19:18] Kapkin: that something cracs

That something cracs-- This has multiple meanings on both the physical and mental levels.  Physically, the 'crack' is a metaphor for ejaculation, where kapkin has caused many penises to erupt giant waterfalls of semen upon his face and naked backside.  The 'cracking' in this sense summons the image of a dam breaking, allowing tides of water to flood through, but in this case the flowing water is semen and the dry side of the dam represents kapkins red-haired butthole.

This line is important, because while the cracking is symbolic of male ejaculation, it also represents a mental crack which has occurred in Kapkin's life.  The insatiable lust for cock first referenced in line 2 has now 'cracked' kapkin.  It no longer is just something he desires and thinks about, it is his only driving force in life, all kapkin can think about at all.  His mind has driven him crazy as the only thing Kap lives for is the meatsicle.  His life is on a downward spiral as Kapkin whores himself out seeking to suck every dick in Quebec.  At this point, Kapkin is a broken man.

Lamekin wrote:

[19:18] Kapkin: little kapkin is sad

Alas, this story is a tragedy, but while it ends on a sad note, there is a slight glimmer of hope.  Here, "little kapkin" still refers to kapkin's tiny penis.  Stating that "little kapkin is sad", would imply that kapkins previous 2 inch boner has now gone soft.  Even the thought of giant dicks in his face and being covered in semen cannot give kapkin an erection again.  He is a broken man.  He is sad as he reflects how his once mediocre life is now in absolute shambles, but as he wipes the crusted semen from his brow he realizes that perhaps not all is lost.  While he will never experience the ecstasy he once felt as he was penetrated anally and orally at the same time, he is no longer a slave to his passion.  He may now begin to collect the pieces of his life and begin anew, even if he must forever live with a dysfunctional tiny penis.

that was poetry elm.. fu

Skit to the rescue.

I love Skit's interpretation more. I just read it now lol so good. <3 you Skit

[22:45] E.M.P: [20:35] Elm: we havent played nhl in a while
[20:35] Elm: i blame u
[20:35] E.M.P: OHH
[20:35] E.M.P: theres a reason for that
[20:35] E.M.P: pokemon full time job
[20:35] Elm: ur fault
[20:38] Elm: u got me into pokemon
[20:38] Elm: i blame u
[20:38] Elm: i think im gonna play castlevania tonight and stream some
[20:38] Elm: but like
[20:39] Elm: im at the part where i have to hide
[20:39] Elm: from that dude
[20:39] Elm: and i hate that part. you know? sneak by him lol
[20:39] E.M.P: NO PLAY NHL
[20:39] E.M.P: WOW
[20:40] Elm: OMG
[20:40] Elm: sure
[20:40] Elm: i'll go eat so we can play after if u want
[22:46] E.M.P: like
[22:46] E.M.P: take longer?


LOL you just got Emp'ed

Emp, I thought our convos were private? and yeah I pulled an Emp on him. lul

you can't trust frenchie to keep secret elm

[4:17] Sergeant Elm: o
look who reinstalled
[4:26] electropos: yes
[4:26] Sergeant Elm: pos
[4:26] electropos: yes
electropos
[4:26] Sergeant Elm: yes
btw im gonna go to world's
pokemon that is
[4:27] electropos: yes
[4:28] Sergeant Elm: going to washington, DC
[4:28] electropos: yes
[4:29] Sergeant Elm: watch me on TV
when they interview me
i'll do a shoutout
to emp
[4:29] electropos: yes
[4:30] Sergeant Elm: then i'll say he loves sucking my nutsacks
[4:30] electropos: yes
[4:32] Sergeant Elm: yes
do u want to suck my nuts?
[4:32] electropos: yes
[4:32] Sergeant Elm: also, I fucking love Kapkin.

why am i in that convo ??? wtf lol

Why is Kappa mentionned ?

Dax edited my post, kappa

[22:27] Elm: I'll swag on your dick

Elm wrote:

Dax edited my post, kappa

<3

lolol <3

[23:23] Kapkin: what did i just watched?
[23:24] Kapkin: helllo ?
[23:26] Elm: camt type much
[23:26] Elm: but what
[23:26] Kapkin: ELM
[23:26] Kapkin: DONT FUCKING GO SEE THT PIECE OF SHIT !
[23:26] Elm: lol
[23:26] Kapkin: WROST MOVIE I SAW IN THEATER OF MY FUCKING LIFE !
[23:26] Kapkin: WOWOWOWOWO
[23:27] Elm: nah
[23:27] Kapkin: Yep
[23:27] Elm: i saw the last airbender
[23:27] Kapkin: trust me that movie is horrible
[23:27] Elm: was worst movue
[23:27] Kapkin: i didnt so this movie IS the worst movie i saw in theater
[23:27] Elm: lol
[23:27] Kapkin: OMG !
[23:27] Kapkin: who the fuck,,,
[23:27] Kapkin: takes only 2 days to write a script
[23:27] Elm: <3 u
[23:28] Elm: i jutst took a spider outside
[23:28] Kapkin: there is like a total of like 10 sentence in this fucjking movie
[23:28] Elm: it was fighting a baby one
[23:28] Kapkin: and most of it are telled my 3 FUCKING BAD atresss that does the fatty hairy fairy
[23:28] Kapkin: omg elm like wtf
[23:28] Kapkin: nothing is write in this movie
[23:28] Kapkin: NOTHING
[23:29] Kapkin: and you know that movie will be SHIT after like 10min
[23:29] Kapkin: omg
[23:29] Kapkin: like maleficience cuyrsing the child
[23:29] Elm: lol
[23:29] Elm: just watch old version
[23:29] Elm: maleficent was so evil in cartoon
[23:29] Kapkin: then the child is put into a cuttage house with the three fairy CASUE OF COURSE THOSE FUCKING 3 STUPID annoying girl NEED to be in half the movie
[23:30] Elm: in sleeping beauty
[23:30] Kapkin: then its 30min of maleficience talking and making jokes to the baby !
[23:30] Kapkin: SHES TELLING JOKES TO THE BABU ELM !
[23:30] Elm: did u watch sleeping beauty?
[23:30] Kapkin: like shes like oh ,. you beasty then takes the baby in her arm then the baby play with her horn
[23:30] Kapkin: I WAS LIKE WTF !!!!!! KILL THAT BABY ALREADY YOU SUPPOSE TO BE MAD !
[23:31] Elm: she doesnt kill the baby...shes not supposed to
[23:31] Kapkin: then once shes 16 her and maleficience for some reason decided to become THE FUCKING BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD !
[23:31] Kapkin: so the rest of the movie is like how maleficience try to uncurse her !
[23:31] Elm: wtf
[23:32] Kapkin: like lets go find a tru love for her, she like interviews charming prince
[23:32] Kapkin: OMG THAT WAS SO BAD !
[23:32] Elm: wtf
[23:32] Kapkin: WTF ELM !
[23:32] Elm: so theres no dragon fight?
[23:32] Elm: WTF
[23:32] Kapkin: OMG THAT DRAGON FIGHT !
[23:32] Kapkin: beauty is put to sleep in castle
[23:32] Kapkin: so maleficence go there
[23:32] Kapkin: TO FUCKING SAVE HER
[23:33] Kapkin: then her dad is like ... ''amma kill you (even tho i know you just want to help) Cause i hate you still !!!!''
[23:33] Elm: rofl
[23:33] Kapkin: so she fucking go inside the castle
[23:33] Kapkin: CARE AM SPILIGN THERE
[23:33] Kapkin: SPOILING
[23:33] Kapkin: SPOILING
[23:33] Kapkin: So ye she go in the fucking castle
[23:34] Kapkin: the scene before the king is like '' I FEEL IT SHES COMING !''
[23:34] Kapkin: so she come in the castle
[23:34] Kapkin: go into her fucking room where she sleep
[23:34] Kapkin: NO GUARD WAT SO EVER
[23:34] Kapkin: then she fucking cry then kiss her
[23:34] Kapkin: she wakes up
[23:35] Kapkin: shes like oh thx maleficience now i want to go live with you with the fairy
[23:35] Kapkin: so shes like ok lets go
[23:35] Elm: lmao
[23:35] Kapkin: so they go into the throne area CAUSE OBVIOUSE THATS WHERE THE FOOR IS ???? 30 feet over the groung ??? like wtf
[23:35] Kapkin: then the king is there with his fucking army
[23:35] Kapkin: she summon a dragon
[23:36] Kapkin: A DRAGON THAT ALMOST STEP ON BEAUTY
[23:36] Kapkin: soi beauty run
[23:36] Kapkin: BY A FUCKING MIRACLE beauty fall into the ONLY unlocked room where the king kept meleficance wings
[23:36] Kapkin: then free the wings
[23:36] Elm: noooo she's supposed to become the dragon
[23:36] Kapkin: then maleficience is god like
[23:36] Kapkin: bobobobobo WAIT ELM
[23:37] Kapkin: THAT FUCKING DRAGION IS SO BAD
[23:37] Kapkin: like AT THE START OF A MOVIE
[23:37] Kapkin: meleficance cross a guy that was capturing a crow
[23:37] Kapkin: WHO THE FUCK CAPTURES CROW????
[23:37] Kapkin: she free it
[23:37] Kapkin: she gave it human for
[23:37] Kapkin: and shes like yull be w/e i want you to be
[23:38] Kapkin: so during the film she transfom him into crows, wolf, horse, dragon
[23:38] Kapkin: and that guy is like ALWAYS kind to beauty so the twist is like you think HES the real love
[23:38] Kapkin: BUT ALL THE TIME MALEFICIENCE WAS A LESBIAN !
[23:38] Kapkin: OMG ELM ... OMG SO FUCKING BAD
[23:39] Elm: lolo;l
[23:39] Elm: id be up for sum lesbian aurora and maleficent action
[23:39] Kapkin: THE FUCKING FIGHT AT THE END ... wowowoow the kind is like I'll jump throw a window with maleficience .. heuuu,.. HELLO SHE HAVE WINGS ? ... 1sec later hes dead 40feets under
[23:39] Kapkin: king*
[23:40] Kapkin: omg that king was so fucking bad
[23:40] Kapkin: like no joke all the movie all he does is yelling at people that build matal stuff cause maleficience is alergic to metal
[23:41] Kapkin: so he ask them to build a secret weaponf
[23:41] Kapkin: THAT FUCKING WEAPOND !
[23:41] Kapkin: is a fucking maze of metal horns
[23:41] Elm: tbh i like this movie
[23:41] Elm: sounds like opposite world to the original
[23:42] Kapkin: maleficience goes in , she just walk slower and 10 miniter after seen Angelina Jolie doing her worried face walking slowly and passed the thing that the king passed 16 years building to kept maleficience away
[23:42] Kapkin: omg elm that movie was SOOOO FUCKING BAD !
[23:42] Kapkin: i still cant beleived
[23:43] Kapkin: GAWD DAMN
[23:43] Elm: i want to see this movie kappa
[23:43] Kapkin: nop
[23:43] Kapkin: you dont
[23:43] Kapkin: its like a Narnia but without a good story
[23:44] Kapkin: and narnia wasnt even that good
[23:44] Kapkin: i gave it a 1.245874/10
[23:44] Kapkin: cause i loved the first narrative intro
[23:44] Kapkin: that was good
[23:44] Kapkin: they started with once upon a time
[23:44] Kapkin: ONLY GOOD MOVE
[23:44] Kapkin: OMG THATWAS SO BAD
[23:44] Kapkin: i got trapped
[23:45] Kapkin: =(
[23:45] Kapkin: am so sad / angry
[23:45] Elm: lol
[23:45] Kapkin: the fights were so bad too
[23:45] Elm: roeper gave it a D i think
[23:46] Kapkin: maleficence move a little bit her fingers BOOM everybody is asleep , end of the fight
[23:46] Kapkin: gj
[23:46] Kapkin: thats like 50% of the fighting ... maleficience come boom we all asleep then its a 10min of the camera going into maleficience that walk with the people flying over sleeping
[23:47] Kapkin: Maleficnece / Jigglypuff = same fucking power
[23:47] Kapkin: ok on that , i,ll go watch some fight on titan, at least in that movie people real suffer
[23:48] Elm: ok
[23:48] Elm: pce talk to you tomorrow
[23:48] Kapkin: FUCKING ELM,. thinking of it , like NOTHING happen in that movie, beauty slept for a total of no kidding 5 irl time min ... lol
[23:48] Kapkin: she fall asleep maleficience is already in the cstale to free her
[23:48] Kapkin: omg so bad
[23:49] Elm: did u see
[23:49] Elm: original sleeping beauty?
[23:49] Kapkin: when i was very young
[23:49] Elm: gho rewatch it
[23:49] Kapkin: i rmemeber alot of it
[23:49] Elm: some of it is stupid too
[23:49] Kapkin: yes i should
[23:50] Kapkin: i havent find a good quality version of it yet
[23:50] Elm: ..
[23:50] Elm: u frenchies so bad at searching
[23:50] Elm: makes me sad kappa
[23:50] Kapkin: am sorry
[23:50] Kapkin: i,ll go cry now
[23:50] Kapkin: FOR TWO DAYS IN A ROW
[23:50] Kapkin: i finish my day crying
[23:50] Elm: LOL
[23:51] Kapkin: =_=
[23:51] Elm: well kap
[23:51] Elm: my arm isnt broken
[23:51] Elm: so u can be happy about that
[23:51] Elm: i went to the hospital
[23:51] Kapkin: you havent got radio yet no ?
[23:51] Elm: no fracture but i have to take 1-2 weeks off
[23:51] Elm: yeah i got xrays
[23:51] Kapkin: oh its gonna be just fine
[23:52] Elm: yeah but it's still gonna take time
[23:52] Kapkin: you'll have time to explain me how to fucking know the tourny dates
[23:52] Elm: k kap
[23:52] Kapkin: kk now i really need to go we 'll talk later i woke up super early tomorow
[23:52] Elm: u open pokemon
[23:52] Elm: on logic screen
[23:52] Elm: it says at bottom
[23:52] Elm: next tourney date
[23:52] Elm: WTF
[23:52] Kapkin: at the botton it says
[23:52] Elm: HOW CAN IT BE SO AHRD
[23:52] Elm: KAPPA
[23:52] Kapkin: you can pvp
[23:53] Kapkin: or w/e
[23:53] Elm: OMG
[23:53] Elm: IM GOING TO SMACK YOU
[23:53] Kapkin: =(
[23:53] Elm: LOGIN SCREEN
[23:53] Elm: not aftert u logged in
[23:53] Kapkin: OOOOOOH
[23:53] Kapkin: LOLOLOLLOl
[23:53] Elm: at the bottom it will say "Game Information"
[23:53] Elm: now it's empty
[23:53] Elm: but usually it says if there is a tourney and when it is
[23:53] Kapkin: DOESNT SAY SHOT
[23:54] Kapkin: wowowowo
[23:54] Elm: [23:53] Elm: now it's empty
[23:54] Kapkin: it says it when it happen
[23:54] Elm: [23:53] Elm: now it's empty
[23:54] Elm: [23:53] Elm: now it's empty
[23:54] Elm: [23:53] Elm: now it's empty
[23:54] Elm: [23:53] Elm: now it's empty
[23:54] Kapkin: wow so bad
[23:54] Elm: [23:53] Elm: now it's empty
[23:54] Kapkin: kk am raging to much time for a table walk
[23:54] Elm: k gn
[23:54] Kapkin: put that convo on nS
[23:54] Kapkin: k thx
[23:54] Elm: k ty
[23:54] Kapkin: we need to protect other from seen that movie
[23:54] Elm: lol
[23:54] Kapkin: its our duty
[23:55] Elm: and its a big duty
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